Wasabassco's ASSTOPIA!Thursday, April 24that The Bell House - 149 7th St, BrooklynTickets: $20 | Advance purchase available herePregame Booty Booster at 7pm | Doors at 7:30pm | Show at 8pmWasabassco returns to the Bell House with a show everyone can get behind: ASSTOPIA! is a striptease celebration of brilliant booties, delightful derrieres and educated asses - brought to you as always with Wasabassco’s unique blend of wit and charm, sexiness and silliness. Park your caboose and witness the terrific tushies of the ladies and gentlemen of Wasabassco.
In addition to a parade of perfect posteriors, ASSTOPIA! will feature a fashion show of handmade booty shorts and playsuits by Booty & the Geek, a brand-new group performance that will bring color to your cheeks - choreographed by the incomparable Nina La Voix and costumed by Dangrrrous Designs - and the Pregame Booty Booster, a free dance/workout class by showgirl fitness expert Evelyn Vinyl, open to one and all.
Welcome to ASSTOPIA!, where the best is always behind you.
Starring Nasty Canasta, Sydni Deveraux, Dangrrr Doll, Chris Harder, Hazel Honeysuckle, Magdalena Fox, Nina La Voix, Medianoche, Mala Morrigan, Peekaboo Pointe, Evelyn Vinyl and Doc Wasabassco
Just one more time, in case you managed to get this song out of your head for a minute …
Anyone that is brooklyn tonight and LOVES BUTTS should absolutely go to this.
The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
How long in the adult world is someone expected to be able to pull off an unpaid internship? The boyfriend has been working at an unpaid, zero compensation internship since January and now of course his bank account is empty again and I have to be the bitch that stands my ground and refuses to help him with rent. I have been BEGGING him to talk to his supervisor and ask for a paid position, hell even if it was JUST for the exact amount of rent but he just nods quietly and says “Yeah, sure.” And drops the conversation.
If he doesn’t have rent on the 5th I will punch him right through his face.
STAHP OH MY FUCKING GOD
LMAO!!!! soooo good
LOL!!!!! The last one tho
Best use of Louis ever
I CANT BREATH
Does the 5th one look like Dave Franco is fucking another Dave Franco or is that just me…
I feel like I shouldn’t be as okay with this as I am…I’m VERY okay with this.
Best erotic friend fiction EVER!
Holy shit. I’m dying.
Being body positive doesn’t mean that you have to be positive 24/7.
It entails learning to love the body you have.
It’s a journey.
You don’t always have to like your body.
Part of being body positive is unlearning all of the hatred you have toward your body and that doesn’t happen over night.
It’s okay to have bad days.
omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.
Did you run your marathon like that?
It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.
I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.
New Home Is Where The Internet Is! Tumblr’s 10-page limit is keeping me from posting the whole thing, so head on over to the webcomic to read the rest (plus a blog post with Paris photos and doodles).
I’m going to Strasbourg tomorrow!!! I’m so excited. We might take a day trip into Germany and the Black Forest 8-D AHHHHHH. Back soon, love and hugs~
-Your friend Tally
Reminder to self that I have a passport and the world is just a step outside my door.
Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.
I love these photos so much
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown